I wouldn't do that much for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty raunchy stuff for a Krispy Kreme.

Inner Work

Thank you to all my followers for sticking with me over the last several months even though this blog has not been about RV's or adventure.

I have been doing some serious soul searching and am trying to decide the direction I will take in this next phase of my life. I still believe the full-time travel is what I want to do, I just need to get a lot of loose ends tied before I can get serious about getting on the road. Life has handed me so many changes over the last few years, divorcing after 23 years, my daughter getting married, & my son preparing to move on to his own life, sometimes I feel like I've lost my direction. So many years as a husband and father where everyday was about taking care of my family, now that is all gone & you start to feel a little out of place. On the one hand the new options are exciting. I can do anything I want, anytime I want & there is no one to say no. On the other hand, options make it harder to continue doing things you don't have to do anymore. It was much easier to go to work everyday when I HAD to. Never really gave it any thought, I just did it like a zombie...day after day. Now that it is gonna be just Snoop Dog and I, I really don't need the same things I needed as a family man.

I struggled with a bout of depression recently that pretty much took away all my ambition as far as working on Dora or really doing much of anything. I'm feeling much better of late and am starting to feel like getting back to some of my projects. Hopefully, things will continue moving forward for me.

Thanks again for hanging in here. I don't plan to stop the humorous stuff, just hope to have more RV related stuff to talk about too. 

When I grow up, I want to be a kid.

I would love to start working out, but I’m beefing up for my “before” picture.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

The neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird.

Happy Friday!! And to all those Atheist and Agnostic people out there... T_IF.

A gal at work is so pretty and so sweet, if not for that awful disease, I'd be hitting on her everyday. What is her awful disease you ask?.....Ring around the finger!!

If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, “How the hell did you get in here?”

A Genie granted me one wish. The only rule was I couldn't wish for more wishes. So I wished for more Genies.

I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I'd be worth at least 50 cattle in some parts of the world.

I asked a girl to pour some sugar on me. That stuff is basically like sand, and I feel sticky and itchy as hell. Screw you, Def Leppard.

Sometimes I like to put bubble-wrap under my mattress so when I have sex, it sounds like fireworks are going off. Just makes for a more festive mood

I had a dream last night. I knew it was a dream immediately because the therapist agreed with me, the ex apologized, and I was wearing pants.

Who remembers when downloading a song was trying to tape it off the radio and hoping the Dj didnt talk until the song was over?

I never run for fun! If you see me running past you, you'd better start running too, because something is coming.

True "male enhancement" pills would make your bank account grow.

When a woman says “what?” it's not because she didn't hear you, she’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.