Google has severely diminished the chance that I will ever just take your word for it that you know something.

If cars could run on BS, we would ALL have full tanks. Always.

It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just 100% sure you're full of crap.

Time for me to fly.

Being able to read minds would be incredible...but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.

If you have to wake me up to ask to borrow something, the answer is no.

Some parts of the world use the Internet to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.